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  • A parody of Big Iron in honor of u/IvanTheTroll

     Josh updated 1 year, 1 month ago 1 Member · 1 Post
  • Josh

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    December 7, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Hope you’re all fans of [Marty Robbins](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzICMIu5zFY)

    To the safe spaces of reddit came a new troll one fine day
    Came to show the folks around him what he built from PLA
    He had dared to be a freeman securing rights you cannot strip
    For the troll by name of Ivan had printed all his kit
    Printed all his kit

    It’s still early in the game now but don’t you wear a frown
    It’s a steady march of progress plastic firearms abound
    If they outlaw guns and ammo FGC-9 is a hit
    From the troll by name of Ivan who printed all his kit
    Printed all his kit

    In this space there worked a grabber by the name of Steve or Spez
    Many CEOs along with him had cried out to the feds
    They were ignorant of history want to strip our rights some more
    And the braincells shared between them numbered fewer than a score
    Fewer than a score

    Now the troll had kept on posting
    Made it plain to folks around
    If you want to keep your rights
    Keep a 3d-printer ’round
    When they come to take your weapons
    There will be nothing for the feds
    Just a spool or two of plastic
    And your doggo won’t be dead
    Doggo won’t be dead

    Wasn’t long before the story
    Was relayed to Steve or Spez
    But the troll he didn’t worry
    He got permission from the feds
    Auto-sears and baffles working
    Auto-sears whoa holy shit
    Automatics fuck your gun-control
    As we printed all his kit
    Printed all his kit

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