Need deep concealment carry for normal reasons. Zap carry not working. Wut do?

[Neville]

Need deep concealment carry for normal reasons. Zap carry not working. Wut do?

[mech_eng1]

Looks like your gun didn’t kill Nicole Brown

[MilwaukeeDeWalt]

Why the FUCK is your amazon fire remote yellow

[Viktor_Bout]

You can’t just jump right into full size. Try starting with a .380 Taurus curve.

[TbrendanM]

Fuck do you have the latex for? Throw some ky around the slide and slam that bitch in your booty hole.

[BigPapiRambo]

You seem like my kinda dude

[AskMeAboutMyShitpost]

Alexa, send me an FNX right now. How the fuck do I not own one of these glorious zap guns?

Fuck you. And fuck my wallet. It’s on its way. Pick up at my local FFL on Wednesday.

God fuck the internet too. I remember when I actually had to go to a LGS and listen to boomer fudd shit for 2 hours before walking out with a gun I already had chosen in my mind for $100 over what I should have paid. Those were the good ole days.

[GhettoCop]

Have you tried stretching your anus? No? I’m free on Thursdays. I got neat model trains and all the frozen shrimp you can eat.

[iiHELIOSii]

Did you use your pinky?

GET.UP.IN.THERE.

[geralddarden]

What gun? All I see is some gloves.

[Lawrence_skywalker]

real men zap with RMR

[ZeroNetSix]

Powdered sugar Ina straight line for optimal storage. Very nice.

[butrejp]

those rmrs get hung up real easy, but if you put the grip in first you’ll clear the rmr way easier.

[benmarvin]

Try using tendie grease instead of gun lube. Gun lube is for metal on metal, tendie grease is better for metal to tender flesh lubrication.

[Samu_Raimi]

Are you Trying to challenge someone to a duel or pistol whip them?