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  • Which is this correct response?

     Trent updated 11 months, 3 weeks ago 2 Members · 2 Posts
  • Trent

    Member
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Which is this correct response?

  • _SCHULTZY_

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Did you lose weight?

  • the-white-guy1223

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Answer E: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America.

  • SohndesRheins

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    D all day

  • Shimbot_mk3

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    E: no, I bought two more guns.

  • Dr_Juice_

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Keep your money separate and you won’t have this conversation.

  • neuralsnafu

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    C. Its an easy way to change the subject…

  • XboxTomahawk

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    If she doesn’t accept d, you need a new wife.

    (Yes I realize that was a dick joke, no it was not intentional)

  • not_suspicious_broV2

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    You bet I don’t recall that accident. Anyways you look pretty today did you do something new with your hair?

  • armchairracer

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    ITT: A bunch of people taking this joke way too seriously.

  • DirtDiverActual

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    My strategy was everytime I bought another gun, I would tell her to send me a makeup pallet she wanted. Still got annoyed and nagged about me leaving after dark to go meet some stranger in a random parking lot though. Like damn, let me expand my collection.

    We eventually parted ways.

  • h-vega

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Best way to go about is to purchase her a new gun as well. Or an upgrade part to whatever she has at the moment. Works for me.

  • TrooperUnit001

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Okay, so story time with Ol’ Izzie Trooper. 🙂

    I accidentally bought a rifle…

    One cold rainy day only a few days after I’d turned 18 I ducked into a random gunshop to seek some reprieve from the early Montana winter weather. I carefully browsed around the store ohhing and awwwing at their unusually large selection of old mil. surps., some Spanish mausers, beautiful Mosins, even a K38. As I approached the last counter I spied what looked to be an old AK… Upon closer inspection I realized it was just a Rinco SKS with a bubba mag. Then he was on me, the store manager… He asked me if I was interested in anything. I wasn’t, only due to the facts that my bank account only read $400 at the time and I already had a Russian SKS at home. Before I realized it I suddenly blurted out that I wanted to look at the SKS. The man kindly obliged and handed me the rifle…. A pristine Type 56 SKS. I had a look over it, looking down the bore, flipping up the sight, and looking at the bolt face… Everything was perfect. Some idiot had removed the bayonet and put on a shitco mag, perfect 9 – 5 dremel job, and then never touched the rifle after or if they did, never fired it more than once. A part of me wanted that rifle then and there but an up coming college payment dictated I do otherwise. At the same time the manager had been making small talk but I tuned him out as I groped and drooled on this fine example of com-bloc weaponry. I went to hand the rifle back to the man complimenting its majesty then I asked the price. $250 he replied… A little steep for an SKS I thought but better than most…. ***”I’ll take it”*** I said in a sudden autistic spasm. Before I could correct myself he’d already grabbed paperwork and set a pen down on the counter. I screamed internally and wished I could take back what I said, I could scarcely afford this gun and didn’t need it anyway… But my social anxiety was firing on all 8 cylinders that day as I nervously filled out paperwork and faked an excited smile. Everything inside of me wanted to take the bayonet and run it through my chest, if only the rifle had one. A few minutes later my fate was sealed as I shakily handed over my debit card… By some miracle it actually went through and the rifle was mine, unfortunately. I walked out the door that day hating myself a little bit more, with crippling debt, and with the finest example of an SKS I’d ever seen.

    TL;DR If you have debilitating autism, crippling social anxiety, and are prone to speaking before thinking…. Don’t walk into a gun store.

  • Oneshoeleroy

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    The correct answer is: “Yes, I did. the gun is right there on top of that box from the jewelry store”.

  • chemicalgeekery

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    E: Yep. Happy birthday, honey!

  • NNEEKKOO

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    If you have to answer with anything other than D, why are you dating/married to them

  • weirdlooking

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    D. you bet i did. Communication is key in a long lasting relationship.

    Also C will get you “what do you mean ‘today'” and a few nights on the couch.

  • Marakath

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    C. Go with C!

  • ShotgunEd1897

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    B.

  • royal_blyat

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    C

  • Lunabase15

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Worse when she shoots along with you. Honey I want this AR for sale, she looks – ohhh yes that is a good price. It’s mine! Oh and that shotgun too…….

    But you got the last shotgun – her TOO BAD! MINE!

    Come to find out, guns and ammo cost more then flowers and jewelry!

  • TheMysticChaos

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    D. She then rolls her eyes and continues on with whatever she is doing.

    Edit: Phone make me spell bad.

  • awonderwolf

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    >F: its my money fuck you

    my goto response

  • FishDawgX

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    E. Would you like to go shopping at the mall?

  • rustyoilfilter

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Another gun bought my heart

  • SnowconeMafia

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Depends who’s asking

  • counterbalancetop

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    My wife wants to fill a vault so….

  • colep03l

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    All of the above

  • jumpingcholla1990

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    I never get asked that question because she knows like a month in advance when im buying another one.

  • Haywood_Jablomie42

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    The correct response is to not have a wife controlling your life.

  • Ihatetitles

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    Remember that trip you mentioned?

  • ForSnowfall

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    I’m getting incel vibes in this comment section and it’s Yikes.

  • GreenSilverWing3

    Guest
    December 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    All the above

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