MemberDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Which is this correct response?
_SCHULTZY_GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Did you lose weight?
the-white-guy1223GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Answer E: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America.
SohndesRheinsGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
D all day
Shimbot_mk3GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
E: no, I bought two more guns.
Dr_Juice_GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Keep your money separate and you won’t have this conversation.
neuralsnafuGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
C. Its an easy way to change the subject…
XboxTomahawkGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
If she doesn’t accept d, you need a new wife.
(Yes I realize that was a dick joke, no it was not intentional)
not_suspicious_broV2GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
You bet I don’t recall that accident. Anyways you look pretty today did you do something new with your hair?
armchairracerGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
ITT: A bunch of people taking this joke way too seriously.
DirtDiverActualGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
My strategy was everytime I bought another gun, I would tell her to send me a makeup pallet she wanted. Still got annoyed and nagged about me leaving after dark to go meet some stranger in a random parking lot though. Like damn, let me expand my collection.
We eventually parted ways.
h-vegaGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Best way to go about is to purchase her a new gun as well. Or an upgrade part to whatever she has at the moment. Works for me.
TrooperUnit001GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Okay, so story time with Ol’ Izzie Trooper. 🙂
I accidentally bought a rifle…
One cold rainy day only a few days after I’d turned 18 I ducked into a random gunshop to seek some reprieve from the early Montana winter weather. I carefully browsed around the store ohhing and awwwing at their unusually large selection of old mil. surps., some Spanish mausers, beautiful Mosins, even a K38. As I approached the last counter I spied what looked to be an old AK… Upon closer inspection I realized it was just a Rinco SKS with a bubba mag. Then he was on me, the store manager… He asked me if I was interested in anything. I wasn’t, only due to the facts that my bank account only read $400 at the time and I already had a Russian SKS at home. Before I realized it I suddenly blurted out that I wanted to look at the SKS. The man kindly obliged and handed me the rifle…. A pristine Type 56 SKS. I had a look over it, looking down the bore, flipping up the sight, and looking at the bolt face… Everything was perfect. Some idiot had removed the bayonet and put on a shitco mag, perfect 9 – 5 dremel job, and then never touched the rifle after or if they did, never fired it more than once. A part of me wanted that rifle then and there but an up coming college payment dictated I do otherwise. At the same time the manager had been making small talk but I tuned him out as I groped and drooled on this fine example of com-bloc weaponry. I went to hand the rifle back to the man complimenting its majesty then I asked the price. $250 he replied… A little steep for an SKS I thought but better than most…. ***”I’ll take it”*** I said in a sudden autistic spasm. Before I could correct myself he’d already grabbed paperwork and set a pen down on the counter. I screamed internally and wished I could take back what I said, I could scarcely afford this gun and didn’t need it anyway… But my social anxiety was firing on all 8 cylinders that day as I nervously filled out paperwork and faked an excited smile. Everything inside of me wanted to take the bayonet and run it through my chest, if only the rifle had one. A few minutes later my fate was sealed as I shakily handed over my debit card… By some miracle it actually went through and the rifle was mine, unfortunately. I walked out the door that day hating myself a little bit more, with crippling debt, and with the finest example of an SKS I’d ever seen.
TL;DR If you have debilitating autism, crippling social anxiety, and are prone to speaking before thinking…. Don’t walk into a gun store.
OneshoeleroyGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
The correct answer is: “Yes, I did. the gun is right there on top of that box from the jewelry store”.
chemicalgeekeryGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
E: Yep. Happy birthday, honey!
NNEEKKOOGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
If you have to answer with anything other than D, why are you dating/married to them
weirdlookingGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
D. you bet i did. Communication is key in a long lasting relationship.
Also C will get you “what do you mean ‘today'” and a few nights on the couch.
MarakathGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
C. Go with C!
ShotgunEd1897GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
royal_blyatGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Lunabase15GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Worse when she shoots along with you. Honey I want this AR for sale, she looks – ohhh yes that is a good price. It’s mine! Oh and that shotgun too…….
But you got the last shotgun – her TOO BAD! MINE!
Come to find out, guns and ammo cost more then flowers and jewelry!
TheMysticChaosGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
D. She then rolls her eyes and continues on with whatever she is doing.
Edit: Phone make me spell bad.
awonderwolfGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
>F: its my money fuck you
my goto response
FishDawgXGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
E. Would you like to go shopping at the mall?
rustyoilfilterGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Another gun bought my heart
SnowconeMafiaGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Depends who’s asking
counterbalancetopGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
My wife wants to fill a vault so….
colep03lGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
All of the above
jumpingcholla1990GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
I never get asked that question because she knows like a month in advance when im buying another one.
Haywood_Jablomie42GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
The correct response is to not have a wife controlling your life.
IhatetitlesGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
Remember that trip you mentioned?
ForSnowfallGuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
I’m getting incel vibes in this comment section and it’s Yikes.
GreenSilverWing3GuestDecember 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm
All the above